Lyrics

Intro:
Somebody's yelling.
Somebody's crying.
Somebody's mad about something.
You know what?
I'm too old for this crap.
Verse 1:
My neighbor's fighting with her boyfriend
At seven in the morning
My phone's blowing up with messages
About some Facebook warning
My sister's mad at somebody
She won't tell me what they did
And my boss wants me on Saturday
Like that's gonna happen, kid
Verse 2:
I used to chase the drama
Used to try to make things right
I'd stay up half the night
Trying to settle somebody's fight
Now I look at all the madness
And I grab another cup
If y'all want to argue all day
Don't expect me to show up
Chorus:
I'm too old for this crap
I've got better things to do
I'm too old for the drama
And the nonsense coming through
You can yell, you can complain
You can carry on all night
I'm gonna sit here drinking coffee
And enjoy my damn life
I'm too old for this crap
And I'm perfectly fine with that
Verse 3:
My cousin called complaining
'Bout his girlfriend leaving him
I said, "Didn't you do that last year?"
He said, "Yeah, but this is different."
I said, "How's it different?"
He said, "This time she took the dog."
I said, "Well, there's your problem."
He said, "What?"
I said, "She got the better half."
Verse 4:
My boss sent me a message
At eleven thirty-two
Said, "Can you come in tomorrow?"
I said, "No, I can't. Can you?"
He said, "We're really short-handed."
I said, "That's not my emergency."
He said, "But you're the most reliable."
I said, "Exactly. That's why I'm going home early."
Chorus:
I'm too old for this crap
I've got better things to do
I'm too old for the drama
And the nonsense coming through
You can yell, you can complain
You can carry on all night
I'm gonna sit here drinking coffee
And enjoy my damn life
I'm too old for this crap
And I'm perfectly fine with that
Bridge:
I don't need another headache
I don't need another fight
I don't need to prove I'm right
Every single damn night
Life is short enough already
So I'm choosing peace instead
If it doesn't pay my bills
Or put a smile on my face
I don't need it in my head
Final Chorus:
I'm too old for this crap
And I'm finally saying so
I've got places I want to go
And people I want to know
You can keep your little drama
You can keep your crazy chat
I'm gonna laugh, drink my coffee
And be perfectly fine with that
I'm too old for this crap
Yeah, I'm too old for this crap